Sunday, December 7, 2008
Hi guys...Long time since I've posted...
Really not in a mood to do anything now...
Been feeling a little down...
Well, I heard this on Muttons to Midnight's 'tickle my muttons!' segment...
Here goes;
A man was walking along when he hears a voice say, "Watch out! If you take another step, a brick will smash into your head and kill you!"
The man stopped. And a brick, from nowhere, slammed into the ground in front of him.
He was surprised. Later that day, he heard the voice again.
This time, when he was crossing the road.
It said, "Stop! If you take another step, a car will run into you!"
So, he stopped, not a step to late.
A speeding car flashed before his eyes, nearly killing him.
Then he asked, "Who are you?"
"I'm your guardian angel," came the reply.
"Then where the hell were you when I got married?!"
Hope this short post cheered you guys up...
Even minimally...
Joke from Muttons to Midnight, tickle my muttons!
The joke is kinda old though...
Heard it like a few days or weeks ago...
Signing off,
Athrun988
10:27 AM By Athrun988
